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Humorous Tips On How To Get Good Women
Do women confuse you? Do you struggle getting intelligent and beautiful women to go out with you? If you did get one to go out with you, would you have no idea what to do with her? I believe that no matter how obnoxious or stupid you are you can get good women to go out with you by using these pick up lines: "See that red Porsche over there? It's yours if you go out with me tonight." "I have lost's of money;... (posted by Ben Goode 4 years 28 days ago.)
Do women confuse you? Do you struggle getting intelligent and beautiful women to go out with you? If you did get one to go out with you, would you have no idea what to do with her? I believe that no matter how obnoxious or stupid you are you can get good women to go out with you by using these pick up lines: "See that red Porsche over there? It's yours if you go out with me tonight." "I have lost's of money;... (posted by Ben Goode 4 years 28 days ago.)
How To Make People Think You're Normal
Many people today are worried about, even obsessed with being normal. Even though many very abnormal people view these worries as pathetic, still, there seems to be a demand for this information. I figure that if I didnt provide it, its possible that somebody even less qualified than me will offer it and make a bunch of money in the process. Since that is such a scary thought we offer the following list of things... (posted by Ben Goode 4 years 69 days ago.)
Many people today are worried about, even obsessed with being normal. Even though many very abnormal people view these worries as pathetic, still, there seems to be a demand for this information. I figure that if I didnt provide it, its possible that somebody even less qualified than me will offer it and make a bunch of money in the process. Since that is such a scary thought we offer the following list of things... (posted by Ben Goode 4 years 69 days ago.)
How To Stay Humble When You're Smarter Than Everybody Else
One critical key to surviving in the world as a person of superior intelligence is to keep from being killed or maimed by some small-minded plebe who fears you because he doesn't comprehend anything you say, or who disagrees with you because he is a flaming idiot. And one of the best tricks to diffusing tension is to disarm the little people with a smarmy compliment.... (posted by Ben Goode 4 years 90 days ago.)
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One critical key to surviving in the world as a person of superior intelligence is to keep from being killed or maimed by some small-minded plebe who fears you because he doesn't comprehend anything you say, or who disagrees with you because he is a flaming idiot. And one of the best tricks to diffusing tension is to disarm the little people with a smarmy compliment.... (posted by Ben Goode 4 years 90 days ago.)
"How To Cope When You Are Surrounded By Idiots"
Are the idiots in your life driving you crazy? Do you often feel like you are surrounded by idiots? Have you ever wondered if YOU are an idiot? Do the idiotic C.Y.A. instructions on the packaging of most products you buy these days make you feel like the world must think you are an idiot? The following article contains lessons on stupidity. They cover things you should pretty much never do. There are many... (posted by Ben Goode 4 years 99 days ago.)
Are the idiots in your life driving you crazy? Do you often feel like you are surrounded by idiots? Have you ever wondered if YOU are an idiot? Do the idiotic C.Y.A. instructions on the packaging of most products you buy these days make you feel like the world must think you are an idiot? The following article contains lessons on stupidity. They cover things you should pretty much never do. There are many... (posted by Ben Goode 4 years 99 days ago.)
A Liar's Guide To Fishing
The following includes a plethora of helpful hints on fishing topics ranging from puncture wounds to insect repellant, from fashion statements to garlic power bait and baldness. Below are a bunch of great tips that can make your fishing experience more memorable: 1. Are biting flies or mosquitoes a pain? Most anglers can achieve a statistically significant reduction in insect bites by spraying their fishing partners... (posted by Ben Goode 4 years 120 days ago.)
The following includes a plethora of helpful hints on fishing topics ranging from puncture wounds to insect repellant, from fashion statements to garlic power bait and baldness. Below are a bunch of great tips that can make your fishing experience more memorable: 1. Are biting flies or mosquitoes a pain? Most anglers can achieve a statistically significant reduction in insect bites by spraying their fishing partners... (posted by Ben Goode 4 years 120 days ago.)
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